fauxverb


a proverb you make up; particularly when you’re in an alternate state of consciousness and/or psycho-n-lyzing your life. fauxverbs may resemble the wise words of thomas jefferson, alfred einstein, ben franklin, nietzsche, mark twain, ralph waldo emerson, jesus, buddha, lao tzu, allah….maybe even a grey’s anatomy monologue.
“when pondering life, i made up a new fauxverb”

“life’s a free fall. you can either fear gravity or spread your wings and fly.”

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