favor miser
one who always says “can you do me a favor?” “hey can you p-ss me that over there? well you’re close to it.” but, when asked to do a favor, they gotta pee, cook or look for their reefer.
symbalta:
“hey cleofus, please bring me the avocado mask from the garage, since you’re on the 3rd floor you are closer”
cleofus:
“sure let me stop my home dialysis, to get that for ya you freakin favor miser”
miser”
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