fawump


basically, this is the sound of a girl/woman’s v-g-n- instantly closing and drying up upon hearing something exceedingly technical or nerdy in nature..
girl: hi! watchya been doing today?
guy: oh, lots! did you know that while i was watching the ath0 socket on my router, i saw 6mbps outbound spike of packets that..
girl:
guy: oh sh-t, i did it again.

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