Faye Wasted


the most any person can ever be wasted.

there are 4 types of wasted:

wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you think a kebab is a good idea.

white girl wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you have s-x with anyone who talks to you.

lindsay lohan wasted: when you use your v-g-n- to break the ice and you are so wasted that you no longer speak your own language.

faye wasted: words can not describe the state of this wasted 5 parts wine, 3 parts spirit and 4 part beer is the key to not remembering who you are, where you are or how to control your bladder.
oh man did you see the state of my man last night ? he was faye wasted man ! aint no coming back from that !

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