FB Stalker
someone who hides the fact that they are online and spends lots of time on facebook in others business: reading status updates, looking at pictures and following conversations and comments with others. he/she may spend hours looking up people from his/her past and or others friends, gathering as much information about them as possible somewhat secretively, without commenting or messaging or otherwise adding that person as a friend.
how do you know about xxxxx?
i was a fb stalker the last couple days.
also: fb stalking.
someone who comments on everything the said stalkee does on facebook, ie status change, quiz results, new pictures, within one minute of uploading.
an fb stalker is unwanted by all, and should be treated with great caution as they know when you have blocked them and them only because they ask other people if they’re blocked also.
1. “bl–dy h-ll, i can’t upload anything without dylan commenting something lame on it first, he’s turned my page into a f-cking comment repellent now!”
2. “you just know she’s sitting there waiting for my reply, that last one took under a minute, when did she turn into an fb stalker?!?!”
you’ll know when it happens, so heed my warning!
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