fbjo


fb + jo
the most moderate form includes “poking” yourself.
daryl: “what did you do last night?”
swedy: “i just stayed home and fbjo’d”
the process of beating your d-ck like it owes you money to the entertainment of the famous website facebook.
obstacle: eh claff what the h-ll are you doing.

claff: man shut the door i’m fbjoing
whacking off while looking at people’s facebook’s photos. (facebook jack off)
guy 1: dude! why weren’t you gaming last night?

guy 2: oh sorry, yeah i had a fbjo on the one girl from algebra ii.

guy 1: atta babe!
facebook jack off
eh did you see that facebook pic of that girl i fbjo’d to her

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