FBMing


the precarious use of a iphone, droid, or blackberry while on the toilet, w.c., bathroom, restroom, washroom, john, lavatory, ladies, gents, powder room, water closet, public convenience, chamber pot, or commode to update facebook status, text, send or receive emails, play angry birds, etc.
while dropping the kids off at the pool, my phone too decided to hop in for a dip. this inhibited my fbming activity for about a day.

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