FBriends
the “friends” on your facebook page that you haven’t ever met, haven’t seen since high school (or college) or otherwise with which you would have little to no -ssociation.
apart from the gross of fbriends listed on my brother’s page, he only had a handful of people that he truly knew. what a loser.
someone you are friends with on facebook, only on facebook, have never personally met, exchanged messages with, heard second-hand references to, or maybe not even seen more than a name and avatar of. merely calling them “friend” almost insults the meaning of friendship, especially compared to your real friends or even p-ssing aquaintances. in fact people call them “facebook friend” or “friend-on-facebook” knowing that g-d will punish them for using the word “friend” so cavalierly.
he’s just a fbriend, i vaguely remember fbriending him when i was drunk and saw he had 56 fbriends in common with my best friend.
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