FBV
face-b–bs-v-g-n-. if you can run your hand down a girl’s face, over her b–bs and down to her v-g-n- without her swatting your hand away then she is drunk enough that she’ll probably go home with you for s-x.
“dude, i knew she was primed and ready to leave when i fbv’d her”.
facebook virus. a disease acquired by idiotically clicking a link which promises free things such as diet pills or v–gr-. after having clicked the link, one’s statuses will change to these same false advertis-m-nts, they will get posted on walls of friends, or even imed to them. this begins a chain of idiocy which continues to grow, further making the facebook virus a global pandemic.
bri: “hey so i lost a lot of weight with a colon cleanser, removed toxins in my body, you should give this a shot…oh and i’d like to mention it’s a free trial! (insert weird looking link here)
kara: ooh! click.
10 minutes later…
kara: “hey so i lost a lot of weight with a colon cleanser, removed toxins in my body, you should give this a shot…oh and i’d like to mention it’s a free trial! (insert weird looking link here”
random kid: dude, those girls totally came down with a bad case of fbv.
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