fcat

f-cking cr-ppy -ss test given to students in florida. it was made to f-ck up everyone’s lives, even teachers.
student: man i failed the d-mn fcat.
teacher: that’s nothing. i got fired.
“florida child abuse test”
“f-ck i failed it again”
“freaking fcat”
fcat: the horrible acronym for, florida comprehensive -ssesment test
basically the first 10 years of school in florida is based upon this test, and ruins the lives of at least 25% of students. 50% if you count the nerds who thought they did bad even though they were 1000 points over the regular standards. f-ck nerds.
i took the f-cking fcat today, i definitly failed. you can have all my sh-t, i wont be at school tommorow…..
florida children are tortured

all year long floridian students are taught what they will see on the fcat. the schools are graded by the average score a school gets on the fcat. fcat really means, florida comprehensive -ssesment test. instead of caring so much about the fcat we should be thinking about more standardized tests (as in a standard to the nation, not florida) such as the sat and act. and that is a fact.
bob:fcat is tomorrow.
dylan: i hate the fcat, it’s so lame. there is too much pressure put into it.
florida comprehensive -ssessment test

h-lllllllll.
abby: “yo! how you do on fcat?”
shannon: “i fell asleep and failed miserably.”
a cat that f-cks every other cat.
that fcat just j-zzed on that other cat.
the test that floridian kids enrolled in public school (and teachers) dread.
floridian teacher: the fcat is coming up in two months… get yo’ lazy b-tts studyin’ or i’m gonna be fired!

kids: i wish my mom put me in private school…

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