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• hypobitch

  a hypob-tch is a b-tch who is a hypocrite too she got a b–b job and nose job in highschool but said she was indie, such a hypob-tch.

• maestrobate

  adj: the act of pretending to conduct an orchestra while cl-ssical music plays, often in a grandiose and unrealistic fashion. an iconic mimed gesture similar to the sad violin, call me, he’s drunk, et al gestures. maestrobation, maestrobator as stravinsky’s firebird suite neared it’s stirring climax, jim raised his arms and began to maestrobate.

• drink from the bathroom tap

  being a lesbian. you’re not supposed to drink from your bathroom tap. the water is stagnant or full of dead birds or some sh-t. the water tastes weird, anyway. it’s not the right tap for drinking out of. ergh, no thanks love, i don’t drink from the bathroom tap.

• Dropped an Utley

  dropping a f bomb in front of a large croud. yo, joe biden just dropped an utley at the health care signing.

• mange material

  partially derived from the french verb “manger” (meaning ‘to eat’), this phrase is defined as any type of eatable food. “we went on a two hour hunt for mange material and ended up at a subway that we could just have driven five minutes to get to.” “i’m starving, i need some mange material asap!” […]

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