F*ck Puddle


1)a puddle of fluid created during the act of s-x.
2)a very loose and wet woman.
3)a deep puddle of water at a street crossing.
4)a messy situation
1) there was no wet spot, it was a f-ck puddle.
2) that girl was nothing but a f-ck puddle
3) a taxi totally splashed me with a f-ck puddle
4) we used to have something going, now it’s turned into a total f-ck puddle

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