Feacial impaction
when cr-p dries up in your large intestine blocking your -n-l p-ssageway which leaves you in a more worse state than constipation. doctors have to stick a tube up your -rs- to scr-pe/suck out the dried cr-p, leavig your -rs- sore for days.
my -rs- is so sore from my oppointment to the doctos yesterday. they said i had feacial impaction, so they stuck tube up -rs-.
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