Fear Fart


when you are afraid of sh-tting your pants if you fart so you sit on the toilet prior to farting
randy ate too much greasy fried chicken and hurried to the cr-pper to fear fart.
the involuntary reaction of -n-l sphincter relaxation and gas release from severe fright. the caliber of smell depends on the intensity of the fear experienced.
i can smell your fear. nope sorry, that was just my fear fart.

what is that smell?! …i think the pig-man with the chainsaw must really have scared jenna, she’s been fear farting ever since.
when you get so scared that you release flatulence.
i was watching this scary movie and it made me fear fart.

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