Fearlaxation
fearlaxing the feeling of being afraid and very relaxed at the same time. the fear and the relaxation are important components for fearlaxation.
i was enjoying a nice cool beer in the hot tub, while ted bundy was giving me a back m-ssage. the terror i felt was only matched by how chilled out i felt. fearlaxation is an underutilised, but important emotion.
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