Fearne Cotton
a person who you must shout “b-tch!!” at when you see or hear her for the following reasons:
a f-cking b-tch who is a childrens television presenter who thinks she is god’s gift and that all the popstars she interviews fancy her.
she is a sad, pathetic b-tch that always looks a complete f-cking mess in whatever sh-tty clothing combination she puts together!
o yeah – the reason for the hatre is that she is going out with the gorgeous lead singer of the lostprophets – ian watkins – yes, if only it was “h” ex-steps!!!
person looks at tv : “who the f-ck is that scary b-tch with no friends to tell her she looks a complete mess?”
friend : “that’ll be fearne cotton – b-tch!!!!!”
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