feaster


a special holiday that falls on the same day as easter in which one enjoys copious amounts of marijuana and indulges in a feast of snacks, ham, and chocolate cake. the official symbol for this holiday is the mouse.
feaster is my favorite holiday in the whole entire world.
combination of f-cking and easter — a term one can use to excuse oneself from easter celebrations in order to satisfy the sudden urge to f-ck.
thanks for the family dinner invite on easter! however, we won’t be able to make it as we were thinking of staying in for feaster this year.
someone who enjoys listening to other people eat.
the true feaster has a great time at easter.

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