Feather Your Nest
to misrepresent your living conditions in order to impress the opposite s-x. the act of completely cleaning, reorganizing, and redecorating your house/apartment in preparation for a lover’s first impression.
bro, you need to feather your nest before jessica comes over the first time. she’ll dumped you if she sees this place without at least a visit from a cleaning service and new sheets and towels.
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