featus
came out of porcupine v-g-n-, jerk-oholic, like to dance like a shawty, la cucaracha, photoshop master, s-xy caramel, tweezy, parasite
featus, where are you featus?
the featus jerk today on top of cla building.
im going to cut the tube featus?
featus is a parasite
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