Febreezer


a person, preferably male, who smells nice and has good hair. this species is highly regarded with the opposite s-x for no apparent reason. many have ceased to exist, but a few still live on. usually plays an instrument such as drums, and is known to over exaggerate spontaneously. extremely quotable, and will do many things for attention. basically a hot jack-ss.
‘did you see the febreezer today?”
“yeah he pulled his pants down and pretended to rape whatshisface”

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