febreezifix
febreezifix-to spray a deodorizer in the sign of the cross. used as an extra precaution when trying to eliminate extremely foul odors. especially aromas emanating from flatulence and bowel movements.
after a dinner of fine bean burritos, i used a febreeziifix of fresh spring air in the bathroom. hopefully, the febreezifix will clear the bathroom of the eye-burning fumes.
being our co-worker refuses to bathe, i blessed him with a febreezifix.
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