Febreze shower
when you haven’t showered (and don’t have time to), but you don’t want to go out smelling bad, so you spray yourself with febreze instead.
brandon was running late for cl-ss, so he settled for a febreze shower.
to spray oneself with frebreze as a alternative to bathing.
see “mexican shower”
“man, dave smells like he took a mexican shower.”
“no, i think he actually took a febreze shower.”
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