Februany
when subway allows its customers to purchase any footlong subway sandwich for $5, but only in the month of february.
-“yo man what you up to?”
-“nothin bro, i got $5, boutta hit myself up with a chicken & bacon ranch footlong from subway”
-“nahh wait bro that sh-t costs more than $5”
-“not during february homie, they gots all footlongs for $5. they call that sh-t februany”
-“thats w-ssup”
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