Februscare


to frighten any and all partic-p-nts of februscary during the 28 days of terror as per the guidelines on februscary.com

during the month of february, an individual partic-p-ting in “februscary” may scare other partic-p-nts in any way imaginable without any liability.
-january 31st-

douglas: dude, i’m shaking.
bowser: why, man?
douglas: because it’s janunormal 31st, februscary starts tomorrow!
bowser: d-mn, i hope i don’t get februscared!

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