fecal file
for whence a young boy shat upon another roomates carpet. only to find his mother cleaning your cr-p off of thier new carpeting, only to know (don’t worry, i sh-t myself in an elevator)’
scrub scrub scrub “don’t worry – scrub scrub – i sh-t my self – scrub – in an elevator” scrub scrub!
a human being who is more obsessed with a greasy brown stain in their b-tt crack, than what it takes to be a “relatively” functioning person in a democratic society.
just because i gambled and lost doesn’t mean that i can’t go to church anymore. everybody p–ps–unfortunate that everbody can’t laugh at other peoples missp–pings–
n., a large volume of incidents involving both the q and some type of sh-tting. the q is still adding to the files, such as recently when he shat upon a blue tarp in a homeowner’s back yard.
“last night after eating at efrains, i thought i might be adding to the fecal files! ”
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