Fecal Fondler


one who fondles fecal matter.

(syn.) t-rd burgler, sh-t stealer, cr-p grabber, p–p scooper, loaf licker.

see fecal
joe: what are you doing in the toilet?
bob: playing with cr-p!
joe: you fecal fondler

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