fecal synchrony


the observed phenomenon that the sh-t cycles of men who coexist together (such as in prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, etc.) will tend to become synchronized over time.
guy 1: i gotta take a sh-t.
guy 2: whatever, dude – you know the boss is gonna follow you right in, right?
guy 1: yeah, fecal synchrony is a b-tch.

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