fecal urgency


the sudden feeling at your sphincter of having to emit waste very soon. this is a known side effect of a hangover, eating bad indian food, and eating too many of those potato chips that contain the fat-subst-tute olestra.

similar to santorum but no s-x is involved.
after drinking heavily and eating a whole bag of those weird-tasting potato chips the night before, henry awoke to a distrubing sense of fecal urgency.

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