fecalbate
masturbating with feces for lubrication
i fecalbated with your mom’s p–p.
the act of lovingly touching your c-ck, -ss, t-ts and bits with either your own or somebody elses left over p–p. in some parts of the country such as maine where fecalbation is still being frowned upon it is secretly known as brown sticking
human fecal matter actually makes for a great topical cream good for silkening up that rough skin.
one might say something like sorry i’m late for work andy! i had to take a sh-t so bad! it was soft like i like.. so… i took a minute to fecalbate you know,… to clear my mind.
or hey chef deryck thanks for not flushing, i totally used your sh-t to fecalbate i just had to get one off! what did you eat last night?
people who fecalbate also commonly stinkpalm people on a regular basis. express your selves for christs sake people! its just p–p
its allot like masturbation with p–p.
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