fecalundity
the fecundity (i.e. intellectual productivity of a creative imagination) experienced while having a bowel movement.
what i enjoy most about texting whilst on the cr-pper is the fecalundity i experience. i come up with some amazing sh-t.
“increased fecalundity” has been cited as the top reason for the use of mobile devices in restrooms.
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