fecency
noun fee-sen-see
the compulsion to clean up after yourself when you’ve seriously ruined a public toilet for the next guy.
you wish people had more of this if you’re forced to use any toilet visited by more than five different people in a day, because most of them have no fecency and don’t care what kind of mess they leave behind.
“in an act of fecency, he used a wad of toilet paper to clean the sh-t-splatter he’d left all over the gas station’s one public toilet.”
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