Fed Ex


kevin federline’s new nickname, after britney spears dumped his -ss.
what’s up, k-fed, i mean fed-ex?
name given to kevin federline now that britney dumped him.
fed ex is one poor piece of white trash.
1. roger federer’s nickname. given to him because he delivers.

2. to use in a manner similar to “federered”.
did you see fedex’s last match vs. lleyton hewitt?? hewitt got fedex’d!!!
people that deliver your stuff, if it gets lost during shipping, it’s becuase the person delivering it has stolen it.
my pet rabbit never came.
a b-tch with world wide delivery meaning she f-cks everyone.
d-mn! that girl is fedex…she f-cks everybody.
fed = kevin federline
ex = as in no longer freeloading from britney.

some say kelly ripa made up this term after it was suggested by a crew member of her show. they are all lies i came up with it like 4 months ago, i knew he was gonna get the boot.
1.- hi, my name is fed ex welcome to mcdonalds may i take your order?

2.- fed ex will be working at fedex soon to pay his bills.

3.- fed ex finally understood the meaning of life and ended his.
happens when britney spears files for divorce with kevin federline k-fed
britney fed-ex (ed) last week.

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