fedora guy


the dumb guy down the hall who wears a fedora every day because he thinks it looks cool or something.

fedora guy can be anyone with a really obvious and ridiculous affectation that makes him look more like the immature dork he is than the imaginary worldly and mature non-dork he sees himself as.
“in-the-know” college girl: “so i was like, ‘epic fail!'”

fedora guy: “did i just hear ‘epic fail’?” -winks at girl-

-room goes silent-

minutes later…
person 1: “fedora guy is such a dork.”
person 2: “i walked in on him playing dungeons and dragons with his fat girlfriend the other day.”
person 3: “seriously. but, hey guys, how do you like my new american apparel deep v tee?”
persons 1 & 2: “quit being such a fedora guy before we fart on your head.”

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