Feed Fernando
the act of deficating into a toilet bowl already sp-ckeled with human feces. fernando is that mexican dude with a fecal fetish that just can’t seem to get enough poo in his diet. the sp-ckeling found in toilets refers to the remnants of fernando’s t-rd-log fetish which commonly adorn the corner of his lips. fernando is a smallish mexican man in love with himself, and his jet-setting life and will do anything in his power to f-ck over the next guy in line to get what he wants. he’s the backstabbing, sh-t-eating little douchebag that everyone hates.
bruce: oh god! (stomach rumbling)
vince: what’s wrong man? did that pile of carne asada do a number on you, or was it the sauce you used to add all that flavor?
bruce: i’m not sure, but if i don’t go and “feed fernando” soon, i’m going to paint the inside of my underwear with a stream of b-tt coffee!
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