Feed Scrolling Syndrome
when you’ve been scrolling through your social media feed for so long, u can’t seem to stop scrolling.
william: -scrolls through instagram feed for an hour-
william: help!!! help!! i can’t stop scrolling!!!!!!!
chris: d-mn it will! now you have feed scrolling syndrome.
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