feed the alligators
to evacuate one’s bowels (i.e. to take a sh-t ) esp. when one expects it will be particularly voluminous. (refers to the urban legend of alligators living in city sewers)
sam: i need to go feed the alligators.
cam: huh?
sam: you know, drop the kids off at the pool, kill a fish, give birth to a new politician?
cam: take a sh-t?
sam: isn’t that what i said?
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