Feed the ducks
1) v. a term used to describe male masturbation. it is often noted that masturbating and feeding ducks involve very similar hand motions.
2) v. the act of giving food to ducks.
i’m going to take a break from all this work, i think i’ll go feed the ducks to relieve my stress.
code word for any sort of s-xual act. this includes masturbating, having s-x with anyone, phone s-x, cybering, etc, etc.
“i had to feed the ducks all alone.”
“will you help me feed my ducks?”
“the ducks are hungry.” (would symbolize being h-rny)
“i think my ducks are going to die of starvation.”
“oh man, the ducks are stuffed.”
jacking it.
called feeding the ducks because you use a similar hand motion when you feed ducks.
“your dad was cleaning the pool with his shirt off, so i had to go home and feed the ducks.”
used on the website stargate-alpha.com in an attempt to get people off the computer for being obsessive about playing the games and reading everything on there about stargate.
feed the ducks, because they have a life and you don’t!
duck-feeding simulation available for old computers which can be sold for $15.00 at certain garage sales. realistic duck-feeding action.
this is the greatest thing in the world.
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