feeding the horse
the act of losing fingers while fingering a v-g-n-
chris: what happened to mikes hand?
niel: he was feeding the horse.
chris: who’s?
niel: your mom’s.
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to stimulate the females lady lips with the hand in a manner as if feeding a hungry horse.
‘did you feed her horse last night’?
‘yes it was very hungry’
slang for female masturbation. it originates from the similarity in motions between the two activities.
it’s 9 o’clock, so she’ll be feeding the horses again.
placing a banana hammock over your ears so you can feed someone oats or carrots from where a mans junk was.
although it smelled like a jock strap, it was truly amazing when i saw him feeding the horse from across the room. i threw in a couple extra dollars.
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