feeding the octopus
complimenting someone or g-ssing them up to the point where you’re feeding their excessive ego, like a greedy, hungry octopus. ‘octopus’ is also phonetically similar to solipsism, the idea that only the self exists.
lou: you look so amazing today julia.
julia: (already full of herself) omg thanks.
briana: lou, you’re just feeding the octopus.
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