Feeding the Possums
the act of taking a big sh-t. something a possum would eat. possums eat anything. seriously.
honey:”what’s taking so long dear?”
dear:”i’ll be there in a minute honey, i’m feeding the possums!”
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- Feegiewazzum
this word can take the place of any word. furthermore, it can be every word in a sentence, and still make sense…slightly. also refers to a person who doesn’t know what the f-ck they are talking about. “feegiewazzum…feegiewazzum martha stewart feegie-f-cking-wazzum!”
- flamer bait
a really gay person; someone you dislike “man, john is a real flamer bait!”
- Flap-a-squat
1. to wave your arms and say woooo woooo 2. an insult to grandparents and enemies. 3. to fart the cheerleaders had to flap-a-squat to make them appear good. i said flap-a-squat to my grandma, then she sent me home. i have to flap-a-squat so bad, i just let it loose.
- Lemon Turf
lesbian territory she’s so lemon turf, she won’t even look at a guy.
- LFAGF
loled (or laughed) (which ever you prefer…) for a good five (seconds,hours,days,weeks,months…h-ll even years if it was that funny) just another one of those abbreviations… because us teens are lazy as h-ll! jess had me weak last night. i lf-gfed