Feel my rug
the innocent, almost double entendre comment made by some normally called norma-jean asking if someone has felt her new skirt which when felt has the feel of a nice furry rug.
n-j to client “hey, would you like to feel my rug?”
client” well, it’s an offer i haven’t had tonight”
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