Feels Jerk


a feels jerk is when a group of sensitive sjws are all on a social media site (usually tumblr, but may also include facebook and youtube.) and begin commenting and complaining about a meme, picture, video, person(s) or event that upsets them. in a feels jerk the sjws will generally outnumber the normal thinking people and will give 2 paragraph long “you’re being mean” posts to any person that objects. the other members will then up vote it and make some r-t-rded 5 word comments about how awesome their fellow sjw is (ie. “you go gurl” “top comment” “exactly” “^^^^^^^^^:)))))”)

it is for this reason that we call this a feels jerk as they are figuratively jerking each other off while they talk about their feelings.
sjw “oh my god, that poor dog was shot by that evil man!” #prayfordoggy

normal person “wait, what the f-ck? first off it’s a f-cking coyote not a dog. second it would have killed his small child if he did not shoot it.

sjw “omgggg are you for real i say hes evil an all you bring up is that hes a coyote it doesnt even matter its a living being and that man took him away”

normal person: “how about you f-ck off, go back to tumblr and have a feels jerk with your fellow sjws.!”

guy 1: “bro, i shared this video and a bunch of weird people i barley know began commenting about how it’s offensive and insensitive.”

guy 2: “sounds like sjws. what was it about?”

guy 1: “it was just one of those smack cam pranks, i tried to reason with them but they kept saying how mean the prank was and how their friend might kill him self.”

guy 2: “sounds like they were have a feels jerk and you were right in the middle of it.”

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