Feemager


(fee-may-jor)
a female teenager, completely distinct from “woman”, and “girl”
totally great guy: “hi woman #1”
feemager #1: “woman?? are you calling me old??”
totally great guy: “oh.. uhh.. no.. sorry.. girl..”
feemager #1: “i’m not a little kid either! what’s you’re problem??”

next day

totally great guy: i looked up urban dictionary and now i can say hi feemager! how are you?”
feemager #1: “oh you’re so witty and brave” -faints-

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