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when a man and a woman are very much in love they take the next step in their relationship. in order to be as close as they possibly can and be as one the man inserts his w-lly in the womans v-g-n-l opening and cries openly
what are you doing thats my ice cream leave it alone,tell ma a story. wheres little timmy. who wrote on my newspaper
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