felatio ratio
the amount of times one gets head during s-x as opposed to the times one dosn’t.
“we may have had a lot of s-x lately but my felatio ratio has really dropped off!! i’m getting it 1 out of 7 times anymore!
the reason i’m going to be breaking up with my boyfriend!!
i love you, but unless the felatio ratio improves, i think we should see other people!
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