Felgated
1) when you are so drunk you fall over a fence or gate and cannot remember doing so
2) when you lose your drinking virginity and do strange things
3) when you believe you are a horse and try jumping gates, then you realise you are not a horse and you fall
stu: ‘i was so felgated last night, i think i chased a man for a hug.’
adam: ‘yes. yes you did. but you also thought you were a horse, a gymnast and had s-x in a kitchen.’
stu: ‘oh. did i have s-x in the kitchen?’
adam: ‘no. you most definitely felgated.’
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