felkered


the act of grabbing the strings of a persons hoodie and pulling them tight so that the persons face is totally closed in then knotting the strings so it is difficult to untie because the person is unable to see. performed by a real -sshole.
g-d d-mn, that pr-ck just felkered me. somebody help untie me i cant see anything.

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