fell through the manhole cover
to drop the ball on a task, or to fail entirely at an -ssignment. or to have done way, way, way too much cocaine the night before.
i can’t make it in to work today because i fell through the manhole cover this last night like a total bone head.
billy! where’s my report?!?! you fell through the manhole for the last time… you’re fired!
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