fellatio sandstorm
when you get sand stuck in your foreskin from your day trip to the beach, then when your boyfriend / girlfriend is sucking your cack, the sand blows out with the s-m-n.
after a long day of surfing at the sh-r-, tina was lying in the emergency room due to a f-ll-t– sandstorm that scratched her cornea.
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