---

feltch monkey

---

Read Also:

• ferret at the heel

  this is a well known yorkshirism. the etymology of this word dates back to the 16th century when the then monarchs would descend upon the northern territories in order to further their hunts. it was a well known practise for them to disguise themselves as ‘peasants’ by donning stolen goods they would take from their […]

• Fifth and Forget

  for whatever reason, whether it be a celebration or out of misery, buying a fifth of your favorite alcoholic beverage and proceeding to drink it all in a short amount of time, followed by a blackout until the next day. “dude, congrats on that a! how are you gonna celebrate it yo?” “i’m for sure […]

• Phondob

  when a girl licks your b-lls after you dip them in fondue will you give me a phondob?

• fifty mission cap

  a real deadly song by the tragically hip, or a cap worn by pilots who completed 50 missions. my fifty mission cap, i worked it in i worked it in to look like that it’s my fifty mission cap

• 69th Kill streak

  you are sitting on the couch naked and the other partner places his/her hips on your chest so that you are able to orally stimulate his/her junk. he/she, in turn is laying down, his/her body laying down your body so he/she has full-access to orally stimulate your junk. (please see 69) you are trying your […]

---